Hello, Lovely ♥

robinhook:

I don’t think I’ve ever tweeted something more true about myself.

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

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horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

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vagisodium:

pornolympics:

2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget.  ok

are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops

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sexybritishllama:

WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING

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